okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
"Are you serious right now, Dad?"
"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."
“They take place in three different time periods, each separated by about 60 years from the next…But they’re all deeply American stories about wealth and the ways in which these men try to hold on to and achieve that wealth.”
-Leonardo DiCaprio on his unofficial trilogy.
Have the people claiming Remus loving chocolate isn’t canon even read the books? Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 5.
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
IF YOU TELL BELLE THAT I'M STILL A HORRIBLE PERSON THEN I'LL TELL EMMA THAT YOU'RE STILL A HORRIBLE PERSON
IF YOU DO THAT THEN I'LL TELL BELLE THAT YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON
THEN I'LL TELL EMMA THAT YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON
*CONTINUES FOR ENTIRE SEASON*
“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up war statistics
“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up when the blender was invented
“I’m a writer” I whisper as I figure out how many times you can get shot without dying
“I’M A WRITER” I shout when someone uses my laptop and I left the page open to stab-wound references.
“I’M A WRITER!” I yell as I stare at a wall for hours instead of actually writing.
#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs
friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her
Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break.
My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information
at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it
these two are everything
Everything about them reminds me of us
so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and
Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed
johnny depp is every role
just johnny depp
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